My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
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