i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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