Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
