she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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