I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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