Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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