Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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