are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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