Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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