Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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