um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
You did what with his pubic hair?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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