We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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