Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
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Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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