If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
The bartender gave me a roll of masking tape so I could tape my heels to my feet so I wouldn't lose them when i went drunk running later that night
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
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