If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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