North Korea, Best Korea!
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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