would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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