Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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