Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Nothing says "Hello, Adulthood!" quite like receiving a dick photo at 11AM from a guy you haven't heard from since fifth grade.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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