despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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