at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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