i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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