Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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