if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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