If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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