apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
that may or may not have been my penis.
Randomize
