im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
