dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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