you traded sex for a burrito?
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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