Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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