We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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