Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
