would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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