I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
Sacagawea was the original milf.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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