so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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