I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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