eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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