Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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