So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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