when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I want her autograph on my taint
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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