What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I smell stomach acid.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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