Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
