everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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