He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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