it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
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