what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Randomize