i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ladies don't puke and tell
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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