Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
Randomize
