we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
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