They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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