Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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