not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
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